Dealing with Pets

A co-worker recently got a new dog, and the boss joined in discussions over who currently has pets, and what they think of them... it was agreed that cats were rubbish and fish were for apartments. The boss however, had a different idea on what to do with pets that you no longer want...
Put them in the paper? No
Give them to friends or family? Wrong again
Ship it off to the circus? That wouldn't do

The boss had a better idea:

"I hate my dog, we want to get rid of it. It'd be good if it died... in fact if anyone wants to kill a dog, we've got one for you"...